Tuesday, May 25
 Joke
at 9:28 AMI'm in school now , this is what i saw at a forum while i using lousy comp to surf net "Marketing 101" You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition. Enjoy lol . I have to go now , recess time , bye ! 
Saturday, May 22
at 12:55 PMHi readers ! Pardon me, so long didn't update my dully blog Since that day I went to attend my cousin's wedding ceremony and my aunt told me she has always log on to my blog to check for update , And I discovered there's still people visit my blog despite my school occupied all my time instead of my blog So I decided to write something here I've just woke up and feel like want to play MAT But it lost connection though I tried like a zillion times Never mind, I think there's only a server maintenance or update So I go to check its official website, what turf, lost connection also Surely not my comp problem or else I won't be here to write nonsense to you-all But I write, you like to read, HAHAHA Yesterday went to Bahau meet my aunt If you suaku don't know where is Bahau, its located in Negeri Sembilan Don't tell me Negeri Sembilan is nine islands, because someone told me he thought NS is nine islands, and I can conclude this m'sia idiot can go jump sea Okay I know you're wondering why I have so many aunts or cousins Yes, you bet! That's truth, no why, maybe last time factory has perfect manufacturing ability Not like now, youngster all work work work like singaporean, Malaysia Chinese population is dropping In Bahau has supper with my aunt, come back already 1am+ Then 2am+ only sleep walao you send me to Beijing better, poor Liping And I had my greatest FML moments on Thursday But I think I forgot most of them.... paiseh lao niang very old already I remember I felt asleep accidentally in BM period, Fyi , my position is right after teacher, so its impossible if teacher didn't discover a pig was sleeping in her class Until bell rang recess now, friend beside try to wake me up, but due my shockproof function, she is failed Then Qian came around she's trying to wake me up .... "Liping" ..... "Liping !" (knocked on desk gently) ........ "Liping oiiii !!!!" ..... At last, she decided to use palang knife to chop me into pieces, kidding (Slam book on table hardly!!) "Huh ... what happen??!" LOL, finally I wake up She told me its very difficult to wake me up, harder than chop pig meat LOLLLLLLL very embarrassing eh !!!!! Today write till here, tantalize your appetite, Follow me on Twitter to get latest nonsense Stay tuned
Monday, May 17
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at 11:55 PMPaiseh lao niang update very slow ... Times are lacking recently :( have to go on with struggle secondary school life Sighs , life's like that Just now do art do till want die , from 8pm + do till now omfg , you guys have to vote me for the most hardworking student ever No la , not what Leonardo Da Vinci Mona Lisa art took so long to finish , just because I've skipped these arts for a few months LOL , it's been like 2 months I never touch my art book and don't even bring to school and collect dusts in my book rack Teacher say tomorrow is last day , DEAD LINE , so I have to finish it fast :( Got time I will share with you guys at here to let you heart attack , or you can save it and print it out and paste it on your door to prevent ghost entering your house Ok , I have to go now , 12am liaw bye bye !
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